Monkey Sun Is My Younger Brother - Chapter 5 Your company’s weapon wants to be a female celebrity

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  Chapter 5 Your company’s weapons want to be a female celebrity

  Garrick’s home is relatively remote. He bought a piece of land by himself and built his own house on the edge of a lake.

   Jin Si is too big to enter the house.

  Garrick set up a simple tent for Jin Si in the woods outside the house. In fact, he drew a cloth roof among a few trees.

  Jin Si sits on the edge of the fire to barbecue, while Garrick is busy there.

  Gene Energy Company—

   "Garyk went home, but I found in his credit card record that he bought a lot of food, very, very large, and many are not like human needs." Black said.

   "A lot of people in his family?"

   "No, he lives alone, he has no family. If he is alone, he will definitely not be able to eat so much, unless he wants to use food as a doomsday reserve."

   "That is to say, besides him, there is another guy with an amazing appetite in his house?" Blair's eyes were bright, his eyes full of greed.

   "If there is no accident, it is probably the giant ape. Maybe they have a relationship for a long time, and the giant ape is here to save him."

   "It seems that we need to make a new plan, a more thorough and detailed plan, after all, that guy is too smart."

  ...

  Garrick found that Jin Si was too smart.

   Being smart is scary.

  His learning ability is no less than that of human beings.

  No, maybe more than human.

  For example, he already knows how to watch TV.

  For this to watch TV, he actually took down the window, and then ran to the living room to watch TV by himself.

  Many of the jokes and even slang in the TV series are actually understandable.

  However, Garrick also discovered that this great ape is a dead house.

  Its favorite food is not fruit, but the four artifacts of the fat house!

  Fried chicken, potato chips, coke, burger.

  Garyk came back from the supermarket and bought another batch of ingredients today.

  Garyk opened the door: "Jin, come and help me unload the goods."

  But when he opened the door, he felt blind.

  Jin Si quickly turned off the TV.

   "What were you looking at just now?"

  Huhu—

   Jin Si clenched his fists, his fierce light was revealed: "Do you want to be silenced?"

   "Well, I didn't see anything."

  Garyk swallowed: "If you really need it, I can spend fifty dollars...no, maybe you need a hundred dollars."

  Jin Si was really thinking, and then looked at his lower body, and Garrick also looked at Jin Si's lower body.

   "Forget it, I think this will be a murder."

  Jin Si is also a little frustrated, the size mismatch is indeed a big trouble.

   "Uh... if you really need it, I can find a bigger one, I think they might be able to satisfy you."

  Houhou—

  Convex (—_—) convex!

  After unloading the goods, Garrick was about to clean up Jin Si’s den, and found that there were two oversized wild boars lying in Jin Si’s den.

   "Gold, where did this come from?"

  Eat, bake—

   "Well, I don't know how to grill such a big thing, you do it yourself."

   Jin Si was able to hunt by himself, which also relieved Garrick’s pressure.

  After all, Jin Si is too edible.

  One meal or two is fine, but he eats thousands of dollars every day. Who can stand it?

  In the next two days, Garrick discovered that Jin Si was learning English.

  In fact, Jin Si originally studied in college, but now it can only be regarded as a review.

   Mainly writing is Jin Si's weakness.

  In two or three days, Garrick discovered that Jin Si would use his mobile phone to access the Internet.

   And the saddest thing is that he found that his IQ may or may not be as good as the great ape in front of him.

  Of course, it also makes their communication more convenient.

  Jin Si can already use his mobile phone to convey his words.

   "Do you really don't need me to find you a three hundred catties fat girl?"

  "Shut up your mouth. My aesthetics is the same as that of human beings. If you want to find a female star, please.

   "No, I can't afford to pay that much."

  "If I go to Hollywood to be a star, can I get to them? Maybe some of them like strangers."

   "Even if you really become a big star, what if you soak them in, let them use their hands? Also... before I just came in, were you looking at something strange again?"

  "It’s not my fault. I turned on the TV and this was what was playing on it."

   "Damn, are you watching paid channels again?"

  Suddenly, the alarm bell went loud in the room.

"what is this?"

   "Damn, someone broke into here."

  Garrick’s face changed. He set up some traps and warning devices on the road outside his home.

  Those alarm devices were triggered.

   "You are exposed, immediately leave here and enter the forest. No one can catch you in the forest." Garrick immediately called out: "Immediately, immediately."

  Garyk immediately revealed his weapon.

   But Jin Si did not leave, and also grabbed a vehicle-mounted machine gun.

  The recoil of this vehicle-mounted machine gun is a heavy hammer for humans.

   But for Jin Si, it's just like ***.

  "Are you still going?"

   "If I go, you will be caught by them."

   "It won't help if you stay, we can't fight the entire gene energy company."

   "Then run away together."

   "Where to escape? Are you going to let me be a savage?"

"Do you have the handle of a gene energy company? For example, what they made you do invisible? For example, the board of directors collectively rescued women who missed their feet, or their wives put them green hats, or …"

  "Stop...I'm a non-staff mercenary, how could I have access to any secrets."

  "Am I not considered a secret of their company?"

   "Well, except you... But I think if they know that they have made weapons and only want to be female stars, they will probably dissected you directly."

   "It seems that there is only one way."

"any solution?"

"Call the police."

  (; 乛д乛)

  After a long silence, Garrick looked at Jin Si silently: "Why is it so awkward to say the word alarm from your mouth."

  Suddenly, a feeling of creepy accustomed.

   "Not good!" Jin Si hugged Garrick and blocked him with a huge body.

  Boom—

   "My house!" Garrick roared.

  Jin Si looked at a tank on the periphery, and then at the looming armed men in the surrounding woods.

   "Do you want me to avenge your house?"

  One person and one ape silently looked at each other, and then tacitly ended this disgusting topic for both of them.

   "I suddenly thought of an idea."

   "Do you have a way to get out?"

   "No, it's an idea to make money."

   "Wake up, you are a monkey, do you plan to go back to the circus to sell yourself?" Garrick always thought that Jin Si might have run out of the circus, and then he came into contact with Gene Energy's chemicals before mutating.

   "No, trust my IQ. Didn’t you find out that I’m actually much smarter than you? You can only make money with your muscles, but I can make money with my mind."

  (End of this chapter)

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