Master Xiu, Please Flop - Chapter 11 People are inferior to dogs these days

"This...is this true?"

Hearing this, Tianyu looked at Mo Fan, and his eyes flashed with moving light.

Mo Fan gave him such a valuable thing, what does this mean?

This shows that his Tianyu is Mo Fan's most important chess piece!

At this moment, Tianyu unexpectedly gave birth to an idea of ​​doing Mo Fan's liver and brain, going through water and water!

Stable! Stable!

Although the Heavenly Sect has no treasure, there is an expert to support it!

Tianzong may even return to the historical glory, or even surpass it!

Prosperous forever!

Thinking of this, Tianyu was very excited.

"Naturally it's true, why, don't you like it?" Mo Fan asked Tianyu, looking at him.

"I like it, I really like it!"

Tianyu said very excitedly.

Seeing Tianyu's appearance, Mo Fan knew that the latter was really a favorite wooden statue. He was not surprised at this. After all, monks were also humans, and they must have some hobbies.

The person in front of me probably likes to collect wooden statues.

However, this man knows wooden statues very well.

This wooden figure was made by Mo Fan according to the image of a barbarian in the League of Legends, exquisitely carved and very charming.

"Then don't bother Mr. To rest, my disciple and I will retire first."

With that said, Tianyu winked at his disciple Ye Ling.

"Young Master Lin, then I will retire first." Ye Ling also stood up and arched his hands towards Mo Fan.

Although these two are monks, they are very polite.

This greatly changed Mo Fan's view of monks.

For a long time, Mo Fan felt that the monks had a weird temper, but now it seems that there are also polite and educated people among the monks.

Just like the two people in front of me.

"Go, come and sit if you have time." Mo Fan said, living here alone is very boring, and now he has two more immortal friends, he is also very happy.

After three years, I finally have a friend to cultivate immortals, it's not easy.

It just made Mo Fan feel that it was a pity that his two cultivating friends seemed to be mixed up very badly in Tianzong.

However, it is.

How could he know that kind of monk?

After walking out of the compound, Tianyu finally couldn't help laughing, even crying.

Weeping with joy.

She shed tears of excitement.

The tears were crystal clear in the sun.

"Master, what did the predecessor imply?" Ye Ling's delicate and pretty face showed a bewildered look beside her, she asked.

Tianyu glanced at Ye Ling and couldn't help but shook his head and said, "Ye Ling, you don't want to practice on weekdays, copy all the words of the master in your notebook, and then read it over and over again, so that you can figure out the hint of the master! "

No need to practice?

Hearing this, Ye Ling was stunned, feeling that his master seemed to have changed.

Didn’t she always teach her to practice well on weekdays?

Tianyu suddenly looked up at the sky and exclaimed: "These days, people are inferior to dogs. There is a **** for cultivation!"

In this visit to Mo Fan, he has received a lot of benefits, and he sighs extremely.

"Master, seriously?" Ye Ling asked.

Tianyu looked at Ye Ling and asked, "What realm were you before you met an expert last time? What realm were you when the expert saved you? This time, after visiting an expert, what realm are you now?"

"How many days will it take for you to practice with one mind?"

As soon as this remark came out.

Ye Ling suddenly realized!

Yes, there is a fart in cultivation!

It's better to hug the thighs of an expert.

Suddenly, she thought of the dog before.

That demon dog also got great benefits from the expert's side, and, more importantly, this demon dog can stay by the expert's side. Doesn't that mean that its cultivation level will advance by leaps and bounds?

Ye Ling was extremely envious of this.

People are really inferior to dogs these days!

Ye Ling even had the idea of ​​being a dog in the next life. Of course, not to be an ordinary dog, but to be a superior dog.

After the master and apprentice left here.

After a stick of incense.

Mo Fan took the fishing rod and Erha, one person and one dog headed down the mountain.

He and the old fisherman agreed to go fishing in the afternoon.

After they left.

There was a voice of dissatisfaction in the yard.

"Our master is too fond of the new and tired of the old!"

Said the hen.

"Yeah! I envy this dog so much that he can go out with his owner!"

The tortoise with golden lines vomited.

"Dragons are inferior to dogs these days! Woo!" The white carp said sadly in the pond.

In fact, Mo Fan hasn't fished for a long time.

Fishing can indeed relax people's mind, cultivate one's mind, cultivate sentiment, relieve emotions, and even exercise one's patience.

however.

Mo Fan's fishing technique is already invincible.

Invincible would be very lonely.

Loneliness would be very empty!

Last time, before it was time for a stick of incense, Mo Fan had a full harvest.

The bucket is full of fish.

This time, in order to increase the difficulty, Mo Fan switched to fishing with a needle.

Erha followed Mo Fan, and it had completely adapted to its identity.

In order to adapt to its own identity, it kept silently saying in its heart: "You are not a demon dog with blood, you are Erha, Erha!"

"Erha is to be stupid!"

Because Mo Fan said before, why is it not stupid!

Now, it has pretended to be very stupid, for fear that it will cause the unpleasantness of the superior!

As long as there is an expert, then the phoenix, the white dragon, the Xuanwu, the piranha can no longer pose any threat to it.

Isn't it just pretending to be stupid?

easy!

Mo Fan went down the mountain.

As I walked, there was a piece of cow dung in front of him, exuding a stench.

Seeing this cow dung, Erha's eyes glowed straight, as if seeing a peerless treasure, even its saliva flowed out.

The time to play dumb has come!

The opportunity to perform is here!

Although it knows it is cow dung, if it rushes over by itself and eats this cow dung, will the owner be very happy?

Erha gets more excited as he thinks about it, isn't it just cow dung?

Huh!

The next moment, it rushed directly.

Holding a fishing rod in his hand, Mo Fan was walking when he saw this scene, but he couldn't react at all and cried, "Stupid dog!"

At this moment, Erha was already bored in the cow dung. Hearing Mo Fan's words, he was so excited that he was about to cry.

silly dog!

The host praised me and said I was stupid!

Its face was full of cow dung, but the tail on its buttocks kept wagging.

"Are you stupid? This is cow dung!"

"It's really a dog can't change eating shit!"

Mo Fan was speechless for a while.

Hearing this, Erha was even more excited, and his tail flicked even harder.

Mo Fan couldn't help shaking his head, saying that Erha was not only stupid, and its destructive power was amazing. He thought that Erha's character in this world might not be like that of the earth, but now it seems that they are all the same.

The genes are too strong!

Mo Fan held the water pouch.

The water sac was filled with water.

Mo Fan sprinkled water on Erha's face.

The water is ordinary.

Erha didn't care, but when the water fell on its face, it was stunned.

Lingshui!

This turned out to be Lingshui!