Cultivation Is Like This - v3 Chapter 849 Why don't you monsters play your cards according to the routine?

  Chapter 849 Why don’t you monsters play cards according to the routine

  Gaiyuan City changed hands, and Lu Bei sat on the throne of patriarch.

  Below, a group of swans showed dissatisfaction.

Lu Bei liked to see this expression, leaning against the patriarch's throne against Kong Ji's face, humming: "What are you doing in a daze, all the delicious and fun things are presented, and I don't understand any rules, so I have to go crazy right."

  After the war, the Honghu family counted the casualties. In this battle, there were thousands of howlers, two hundred were slightly injured, eight birds were seriously injured, zero birds died, and one bird was missing.

  The one who disappeared was Yanxiu. As the patriarch, he was highly expected by the whole clan, but in the end he disappeared after hunting birds.

   Don't blame Yanxiu, he just thought everything was in the plan, but he didn't know that 'Kong Ji' would attack Gaiyuan City, so he didn't even leave an order to defend before he left.

The swans saw that although the peacock demon king was unreasonable, he still had a sense of propriety in his actions. Let's make some sense, so they had to swallow this grievance. They should play music, dance and dance, present delicacies from mountains and seas, and serve Lu Bei like a patriarch. .

  Lu Bei had a great meal, and tried the local specialties of the Wan Yao Kingdom. He was poisoned by She Yan, and his taste was very strong. He always felt that the food of the human race was too light, but eating the delicacies of the Yao race was very appetizing.

   While eating, Lu Bei suddenly realized that something was wrong. There were two tall and thick men around him, and they touched his chest with their hands and feet.

   "???"

   Lu Bei looked dazed, and stroked his fingers before realizing that these two rough men are actually females. From the perspective of birds, they are rare beauties of the Honghu family.

   Greedy peacock blood, hoping to leave a few eggs.

  I can **** you!

   Lu Bei kicked the two beauties away with one bird and one kick, and angrily said: "I won't go out to inquire about it. I'm such a character, I won't get close to women, get out, don't stay here to be an eyesore."

  The two big men left depressed, one was talking about infidelity, and the other was talking about heartlessness. It wasn't fists that Kong Ji was hard last time.

  Beside, the elders of the Honghu clan who were eating with them were also very puzzled. Thinking of the three beauties carried by 'Kong Ji', they understood, and outside the sound transmission room, they raised their hands and patted.

  The two big men wandered around the door, changed into human appearances and entered the table again. They were charming and charming, with silver-gray pupils and long hair.

  White hair of the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom.

  Lu Bei didn't know that the beauties were the two birds just now, and he was afraid that there would be conflicts between the beauty and Kong Ji's personalities, so he could only grit his teeth and feel wronged to touch their little hands.

   Can't do without touching, he can't touch his little hand, so the little hand touches his chest.

  The elder began to look for topics while eating with him, trying to ask the purpose of 'Kong Ji''s trip in a conventional way, and raised his glass with a smile: "The peacock demon king does not change his demeanor, and he is always accompanied by beauties. I really envy the old man."

   "The elder was joking. This king is here to pass on the bloodline, not to enjoy it." Lu Bei put down his drink in good time, his eyes showing three points of melancholy, three points of indifference, and ninety-four points of calmness.

   After finishing speaking, he opened his mouth and ate the delicacies that were brought to his mouth.

  The characteristics of Wan Yao Country are average, not as good as Xuanlong and Xiongchuse, and their imported drinks are authentic.

  Looking at the 'Kong Ji' who was enjoying it, the elder secretly said hypocrisy, and smiled on his face: "No wonder, no wonder there are two fox women beside the peacock demon king, but the human nun..."

   "Snatched."

  Lu Bei waved his hand, got up and said: "Speaking of which, I should go back to the house and let her lay eggs. The blood is a big deal. Let's eat here first, and continue tomorrow."

  As soon as this side stood up, three figures hurriedly rushed outside the hall.

  Headed by Yanxiu, and two Mahayana demon kings from the Xiangliu clan, since they don’t ride horses, it’s enough time for a meal.

  The definition of the demon king of the demon clan is very vague. Under normal circumstances, there is only one demon king in Yanxiu in the small affiliated groups, such as the Honghu clan.

   It is said that this move is to ensure the gold content of the demon king.

A very double-standard official explanation, because this rule does not control one emperor and eight kings. On their territory, demon kings are everywhere. Basically, after a fusion period, they can be rated as demon kings and lead the kingdom of ten thousand demons every year. salary.

   It is conceivable that as long as there are these insects for a day, the treasury of Wan Yao Kingdom will not be able to get rich.

   Poor Jing Muyan and Kong Ci, because he was born in a small clan, he has not yet been given the title of Demon King when he cultivated to the Mahayana stage.

  The demon kings who are far away from the territory of the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom, such as the opposite of Xuanlong, there are four unshakable demon kings on the Hundred Thousand Mountains. Every time one is lost, one will be replaced. They have missions, and the death rate is extremely high.

   There are many of these demon kings, far more than the four on the opposite side of Xuanlong. On the long border between the human race and the demon race, there are demon kings harassing every human country across the country all the year round.

  The more remote demon kings, such as the few from the Xianfu Continent, have no rosters for them in the Wan Yao Kingdom, so they can become kings on their own. There are more demon kings in the Xiyou Demon Territory, as long as you pay taxes to the city lord and buy a mountain, you can enclose the land and become king.

The two demon kings of the Xiangliu clan were very polite. One of them was Liu Yu, who was an old acquaintance with Kong Ji. They had made friends with Kong Ji in the early years. , wouldn't it be nice to drink together!"

   "Who, is this king familiar with you?"

   Very familiar.

  When Kong Ji became famous, the Eight Kings offered him an olive branch. Liu Kai and Kong Ji got acquainted because of this. If it wasn't for the fact that there were too many Gu carvings, they would have sworn brothers of the opposite sex.

Liu Yu's face was dull, and he smiled slightly and didn't care: "The nobleman often forgets things. It's not surprising that Brother Kong forgot about my younger brother. I blame this king for being busy with family affairs and seldom walking around with you. I hope Brother Kong will forgive me for punishing myself." indivual."

   After finishing speaking, he strode up to Lu Bei, picked up the jug and drank it.

  Lu Bei: "..."

  Why don’t these monsters play their cards according to the routine? How about dudes, Xiangliu is such a big family, but there are not a few second-generation ancestors who look at people with their nostrils?

   It’s okay for the Honghu clan to speak nicely, but life for the affiliated clan is not easy, and they have to greet people with a smile wherever they go. Xiangliu is a royal family, the prominent royal family of the demon emperor three times in a row, what about your rebelliousness, and your arrogance engraved in your bones?

  Lu Bei couldn't figure it out, let's just think that Kong Ji is a famous person, his face is easy to use anywhere, and Xiangliu's family has to give three points.

   After drinking a pot of wine, Liu Yu’s smile became even wider: "Brother Kong is so angry today, how did Yanxiu offend you, and even made you unhappy and sued the king?"

   "He indulged his subordinates and forcibly snatched the king's concubine."

   "Yanxiu shouldn't, it's his fault."

Liu Yu nodded again and again, and at the same time heaved a sigh of relief. The battle for face was a trivial matter, and he took the initiative to take over the work of the peacemaker, and said with a smile: "Yanxiu has no way to discipline, my younger brother will go back and report to King Ming, and he will deal with it according to the rules. Brother Kong is satisfied with his confession. Speaking of which, there are a few younger sisters in the clan who admire Brother Kong, so let them go to Brother Kong’s house to make amends, and you and I can walk around a lot, maybe we can form a relationship.”

  Lu Bei: "..."

  Too mature, giving both face and face. If Kong Ji was really present, he would have already returned to the bird's nest and waited for the snake to come.

   Fortunately, he is not.

Lu Bei sniffed air through his nostrils, raised his proud head, and aimed at Liu Yu with two vents: "Yanxiu humiliated me, and if I don't take revenge, what face does this king have to gain a foothold in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters. Xiangliu's clan is rather arrogant, nine None of the heads stand on the word of reason, such a humiliation, it is clear that this king is not taken seriously!"

As soon as the words fell, Yanxiu's face changed drastically, and Liu Yu's face was as frosty as ice. He smiled bluntly, suppressing his anger and not inserting his fingers into the two black holes in front of him: "Brother Kong be careful, this king is reasonable and disciplined. , never despised you."

   "An ordinary person who dares to babble here, it is clear that you are helping relatives and not helping, and are targeting the king everywhere."

   As he spoke, Lu Bei pointed Cheng Jian at the jug: "Look, it was clearly full just now."

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  The two beauties left the table, and the birds in the hall went to the demons to scatter, leaving only the three demons of the willows standing still.

   It can be seen that Kong Ji's strong words are only to pick things up, and it is useless to reason.

   Liu Yu's face was cold, and there was no smile at all: "The meaning of the peacock demon king, I have already understood, and I hope to give you a letter. Who is instigating today's game?"

   "Without anyone, this king wants to seek justice."

   "Since that's the case, the Peacock Demon King will just wait for justice." Liu Kui waved his sleeves and left.

   "Wait, who made you go!"

Lu Bei sneered three times, and said viciously: "This king's territory, you come when you say it, leave when you say it, and if it spreads, where will I put my face. Especially you kid, don't you like drinking very much? Just stay and drink your fill."

   "Kong Ji, you are crazy!"

   Liu Yu yelled loudly: "This place is the territory of our Xiangliu clan. When did it become your territory, and if you dare to speak wild words again, you, the Peacock clan, will definitely pay the price."

   "Oh, will this king be afraid?"

Lu Bei kicked down the previous plan, squeezed the five-color brilliance with his fists, and said mockingly: "Don't talk about you two trash, even if that little bug Liu Cong came to the door with the map of the demon emperor, this king would not take him seriously. .”

   "Arrogance!"

   "Looking for death!"

  Liu Yu was furious, and together with the Mahayana demon king of the Xiangliu family behind him, they saw a flash of golden light and flew out simultaneously, smashing the space mirror and falling into the endless dark void.

   "And you, let's go together!"

   Lu Bei looked at Yanxiu with a smirk, stepped on the golden light, clasped his five fingers on the door of his face, pressed him and rushed into the void.

  Boom——

  Dark tides surged, and earth, fire, water, and wind rose one after another.

  Two horrifying hydras spit out the vitality of the five elements, Xiangliu's bloodline is extremely talented, possesses many supernatural powers, the nine heads are immortal, and the physical body is almost indestructible.

  Even if there are people with great supernatural powers who forcibly kill Xiangliu, there are also great supernatural powers that drip blood into rivers and evolve into Ze Kingdom on land.

   Crackling...cracking...beep beep...boom! what!

  A moment later, Lu Bei smashed the starlight with one foot, snatched the star flag and broke it: "However, you fell down before this king did his best. That's all, you dare to tell stories in front of me."

   As he spoke, he kicked the head of the snake under his feet again.

The two hydra collapsed, and the primordial spirit was autistic and unable to answer. Lu Bei looked at Honghu hovering in the sky, and grinned at the corner of his mouth: "What a beautiful feather, give Liu Cong a word, this king is not going anywhere, just here Wait for him."

  The space is shattered, the big white bird rushes out of the dark void screaming, the crown and feathers are colorful and flowing, the neck is slender, the body feathers are white and bright, the wings are fluttering, and the tail feathers are beautiful...

   No tail feathers, not a single one.

  (end of this chapter)