Cultivation Is Like This - v3 Chapter 845 Suicide by surprise

  The stars are shining brightly, and the branches of the ancient Bodhi tree are spreading.

The Grand Tutor met Han Miaojun twice, once in the secret realm of Qiyan and once in the secret realm of Xiongchu, and knew that this mahayana female cultivator of majestic beauty was the master of Qiyan's Luan Palace, who inherited the Zangxing Jue and the Yunzhong Pavilion to mend the sky at the mountain gate. The techniques are all first-class divination techniques in the world.

  According to the rules, she has to call Han Miaojun a senior.

  Suddenly called "Sister", the Taifu was speechless. He didn't know whether to nod in agreement or pretend not to hear.

  Under the starry sky, in addition to Han Miaojun, there is also a rare Mahayana female cultivator who is rare to find. After the introduction, the Taifu learned the identity of the other party.

  Wen Liangguo, Yan Xiaoshuang, the lord of Fuyao Palace, is also proficient in divination, so he also needs to be called senior.

"elder sister."

  「.”

  Teacher didn't answer, the corners of his eyes twitched, looking at the complacent little boy, he was very convinced.

   You can't accept it, he is really capable.

   Especially the cheeky skin, which can bring together three Mahayana female cultivators and make them sisters. Either the skin is so thick that it breaks through the sky, or it has no shame at all.

  No matter which one, there must be a place in the world of cultivating immortals.

  Teacher can see that the best player in the audience is not Lu Bei, but Hu Er. She can even imagine that the stinky fox knows that he has three or two daughter-in-laws who are at the Mahayana stage, so he can happily lift the fox's tail up to the sky.

  After a sigh, the Taifu stopped his wild thoughts, and nodded to Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang, who were like sisters. Thinking on the bright side, the reason for the little white-faced furnace to mess with flowers and grass outside is to lay the foundation for her to pick up supplements.

  Lu Ding is self-motivated, she doesn’t need to be whipped, she can move on her own, which is a good thing. As a beneficiary, she should encourage the other party to continue to work hard.

So be it!

  Tai Tu reluctantly convinced himself, calmed down and joined the duo, using astrological deduction to explore the mysteries of the ancient Bodhi tree.

  The talents of the three women may not be the best in the world, but they are all proficient in divination. Under the alliance, they each use their magical skills, and soon they have a common topic.

  A topic that Lu Bei couldn't get into at all.

  First of all, the ancient Bodhi tree is a treasure of Buddhism. According to the theory that the secret realm is a fragment of the fairy world, the existence of the ancient Bodhi tree can be traced back to the ancient sages.

  It was a period when the fairyland still existed, and the ascension channel was still alive. Every year in the world, there are monks in the transcending tribulation period who experience the test of the catastrophe and ascend to seek longevity.

  Because of several faults during the period, the number of days has changed several times, the three women could not imagine what supernatural powers the immortals had at that time, what role Buddhism played in the immortal world, and whether there would be conflicts between immortals and Buddhas in the same world

   While chatting and chatting, the topic started to go off track.

  Lu Bei understood this time, and slapped him over, promptly stopping the employees from paddling and fishing at work.

   Hurry up, this project cannot be delayed, and he must give him a satisfactory answer within five days.

  Hu San went undercover beside Hu Er to spy on the old hag's information. According to the analysis of the two brothers, the old hag will take the demon emperor map and run away in a few days.

   It can be as short as three days, or as long as ten days. There is not much time left for Lu Bei to be unrestrained.

  Speaking of which, his injury has not healed yet.

  Teacher heard about Lu Bei's recent schedule, and thought of going to Wanyao Kingdom together. She pretended not to care, and mocked a few words about Hu Er's life and death, and gave Lu Bei a look in private.

  Quiet room, private chat.

  The quiet room is empty.

  Lu Bei knew that the Taifu had a thin skin and couldn't let go when there were many people, so he opened up a hot spring resort in the small world with the five elements method, and invited the Taifu to talk while soaking.

  Teacher guessed this situation, did not refuse, and undressed calmly.

  After advancing to the Mahayana stage, Yuanshi Shangle is indispensable. Using Yuanshi Shangxi as a guide can not only speed up the growth of mana cultivation, but also perfectly stimulate the potential of talent.

   Tai Tuo thought so, and Lu Bei rubbed his hands and took him into his arms.

  After rubbing their ears and temples together, the two souls embraced each other, and the two repaired Yuan Shi to master the yin and yang poems.

  This time, the double cultivation mainly focused on Lu Bei’s contribution, too

  Fu probably has resentment. Every time he double cultivates, he strikes very fiercely. This time is no exception. After multiplying by ten and adding five, he will not stop until it is full.

  After waking up, the Taifu found something in her hand, she glared at Lu Bei angrily, but did not take back her hand.

  The ripples on the water surface dispersed, and it returned to calm for a while.

  Lu Bei was refreshed, Taifu waved his hands blankly, and exchanged a pool of clear water with Taoism: "Hu Er is going to return to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters. There must be many opportunities for this trip, and I want to share a piece of it."

  「Too greedy, the biggest opportunity is in your hands, and you haven’t fully grasped it yet!」

   Lu Bei teased, and suddenly realized: "Understood, you and your godmother have been fighting for many years, and you don't talk about it, but you have long cherished each other. You were worried that she would be in danger, so you used the chance as a cover to follow your colleagues."

  Teacher sneered, expressing that Lu Bei thought too much, it was rare for her to show kindness, and she went to Wan Yao Country to collect the corpse of the stinky fox.

  Teacher, Tsundere has retired, now straight **** are popular.

  Lu Bei felt contemptuous, held the Taifu's catkin and pressed it back to its original position, squinted his eyes and said, "Don't be a stinky fox, with the distance between us now, if you don't call her grandmother, at least call her mother."

  The distance is very close, and the docking is short.

   Multiplying ten plus five failed to do anything to Lu Bei. The Taifu couldn't think of a way to subdue him for a while, so he closed his eyes and said, "When are you and the stinky fox going?"

   "No rush, we have to wait a few days."

  「.”

  The one who is close to the land is black, the Taifu somewhat misunderstood, the movements of his hands froze, and he paused before continuing.

  The corners of Lu Bei's mouth curled up, provoking the Grand Tutor's chin, Bingshan's face was awe-inspiring and inviolable, but the tearful begonia under the corner of his eyes was slightly drunk, and there was a special kind of charm. He couldn't help it, and kissed deeply with his red lips.

   Lips parted, Tai Tu's eyes were blurred, seeing the playfulness in Lu Bei's eyes, he regained clarity in an instant, and snorted coldly again.

   "Yes, that's the taste. I just like the way Mr. Tai Tuo is arrogant."

   On the second day, at Small World Hot Spring Resort, Lu Bei organized a team building for employees, allowing everyone to relax after intense work so that they can work better in the future.

  Yan Xiaoshuang and Tai Tuo are thin-skinned and refuse to follow suit. Han Miaojun is different. Xiexiu claims to be an employee representative. After entering the water, he is divided into two, taking all the sweetness.

   times twenty.

  ——

  Hidden Thousand Mountains Secret Realm.

  Lu Bei waved goodbye to Zhao Shiran, and agreed to go boating on the lake tomorrow, humming a little tune and walking towards the exit of the secret realm.

   Didn't go to the Obstinate Stone Palace. Last time he met Zhu Xiushi, he sneered all over his mouth, which made Zhu Xiushi lose face. The Taifu broke through the Mahayana period, and the second fox crossed the robbery and cultivated at the fourth level. The general environment was very unfriendly to Zhu Xiushi. After learning from the pain, he took the resources suspected of being kept in retreat.

  Zhu Xiushi's qualifications are fair, and his comprehension is not bad. He is a well-regulated monk in the tribulation stage. If there is no great opportunity in this life, she will not be able to reach the Mahayana stage until she dies.

  Cultivating immortality is no problem, he is a Dong genius, but it is difficult to become an immortal, he is a mediocrity.

  The most unlucky thing is that the accelerator doesn't have her share. This retreat hits the bottleneck of the third level of tribulation, and it will take at least three to five years to get out.

   It took Lu Bei two and a half years to reach the third level of crossing the catastrophe, Zhu Xiushi did not count the previous 800 years, and it took three to five years to hit the small realm of the third level of crossing the catastrophe. The gap can be described as a world of difference.

  Sometimes when Lu Bei sees her being so difficult, he can't help but want to give her a hand.

  However, Shuangxiu can't stop this thing. After tasting the sweetness, there is always one person who can't help it. Today the soul embraces, and tomorrow the body will unite. We are friends, and he can't help with this.

  Just wait for the right opportunity in the future to give her another hand.

   On the green grass, ripples like water waves dizzy, Hu San poked his head, and pursed his mouth towards the grove next to him.

  Hu San knows Hu Si, the third palace hidden in the secret place of Qianshan Mountain, Hu Si haunts Jingshang Palace every day, and occasionally goes back to Obstinate Stone Palace for a change of taste, right now Zhu Xiushi can't retreat, so it's right to come to Jingshang Palace to block people at the gate.

  The two brothers squatted into the grass, and the third fox said with a serious face: "I found out that the old witch will leave tomorrow when the **** crows, and leave Tibet at the first crowing."

  Qianshan, she will leave behind a clone at that time to deceive your eyes and ears. "

  「Where is the route?」

   "Go north to the twenty-three small countries, pass through Xuanlong, go all the way north across the 100,000 mountains, and finally go west to the kingdom of ten thousand monsters."

   Doesn't sound bad, just to avoid the big battlefield of Jingyue. Lu Bei nodded, took out a ten tael bank note and handed it over, got up and was about to leave.

   "Wait a minute, where are you going?" Hu San hastily stopped him.

   "Go to the gate of Cangqian Mountain, and walk around with the diplomats of Xuanlong and Xiongchu. Brother, you know me. I have been fooling around all year round. When I seldom manage the sect, I have neglected the two officials for a long time."

Lu Bei shrugged his shoulders, met Hu San's contemptuous but envious eyes, and said shamelessly: "I don't want to, if it's not about the situation of the four countries, the world will be in chaos if I'm not careful, I can accept this grievance, and let them touch it." My icy little hands?"

   At the end, Lu Bei looked up to the sky and sighed: "Wars are everywhere, and the people are living in dire straits under the chaos of war. It is not what I want!"

   Hu San lowered his head and retched a few times

Lu Bei's eyes widened: "What's the matter, big brother, who did the good deed, is it Mu Ziwei? Just say it out loud, brother, I will blow the pillow wind to the Taifu, and take down this evil deed of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors." only!"

   "It's her, relying on her high cultivation, she used her strength against me." Hu San replied, once her mouth was damaged, she would be very embarrassed

   se.

  After he finished speaking, he came to his senses: "Brother, don't intervene, because I will forget about the business."

  「You have forgotten, what business can it be?」

   "I'm afraid not, when I'm bullying people outside, I like to interrupt the most."

  「Male or female?」

"female"

   "It's over, my husband."

Hu San had reason and evidence, and successfully refuted Lu Bei, his mouth twisted, and he said bitterly: "The old witch not only wants to go to the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom by herself, but also takes me with her, saying that she is invincible with the Demon Emperor map If you don’t want me to tell you, otherwise I will become a mother and betrothed to you that night.”

  Lu Bei: (??_??)

   That's right, it's Hu Er's style. This piece of information is very true, and Hu San didn't add oil and vinegar.

  「Then, what else did the old hag say?」

   "She also said that she didn't expect it, and won by surprise. She will return to Wu Zhou to enjoy the life of a fox after she has avenged her revenge." Hu Sansan poured out bitterness.

  「If you are caught by surprise, you will die yourself. How can there be so much stability, mother is so confused!」

  「Who said no!」

  The two brothers commented on Hu Er, one laughed at her lack of strategy, and the other laughed at her lack of wisdom.

  Lu Bei revealed the truth even more. The road to the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom is long and rugged. Coupled with the beauty of the couple, the already perilous road is even more dangerous.

  Even if the couple collect all the correct characters, successfully complete the anti-killing, and arrive at the Ten Thousand Demons Country, even if they actually arrive at the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan’s residence, one map of the Demon Emperor is no match for two maps of the Demon Emperor.

   It is conceivable that Hu Er's so-called odds of winning are just wishful thinking. Apart from being captured, there is no other possibility for the couple. At that time, it will not only improve the morale of the enemy, but also increase the enemy's population, which is right to send warmth.

  In the early years, the two brothers were brilliant for a while, and their bad mouth skills were comparable. When they first met, Lu Bei even fell into a disadvantage.

   Now there is no comparison.

  Lu Bei rushes out of Wuzhou to go to the advanced map for further study. Hu San's strength does not allow him to rush out even if he wants to. He has a lot of talent but cannot exchange it.

  He is very self-aware. When Lu Bei mentioned that he was full of righteousness, he immediately turned cold and his face became even more bitter: "My dear brother, you will help me, right?"

   "I can't help you, big brother, you have your own way. I can help you for a while, but I can't help you forever."

  「You can take one life apart and divide it into hundreds of parts for a while.」

Hu San's eyes widened, splitting the problem to make it simple, and then solemnly said: "Helping me is second, the key is the old hag, she is deceived by lard, she really thinks she is someone, you should be on guard, don't let me She died outside."

  [You have received the mission 【Escort】]

  [Mission Description: Your elder brother asks you to protect your mother, to ensure that Wan Yao Kingdom and his party will not be harmed by villains. You are a caring person, and you will not let your elder brother down, right?]

  [Main task: Ensure safety, reward 3 billion experience]

  [Subquests: Not triggered]

[Whether to accept?]

【whether】

   The long-lost ding made Lu Bei dumbfounded, and Hu San gave the task again.

  He has taken all the missions several times. Hu San has the most exclamation marks on his forehead. He thought that with the version update, Hu San could no longer keep up with the times. He never expected that this guy could still send missions.

   Opening your mouth is only 3 billion, you can't be the second generation demon emperor, right?

  Lu Bei's eyes lit up, he pressed Hu San's shoulder, and swallowed with a grunt: "Don't worry, big brother, this matter is on my shoulders, the old hag won't die, at least she won't die this time in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom."

Hu San ignored the word "eat foxes" in Lu Bei's eyes. He knew Hu Si, so he felt relieved with this promise, and took the initiative to ask: "My dear brother, what is your cultivation level now? Mother said you Has cultivated to the stage of Mahayana, is this really the case?

   "No, I was only in the fit stage. Because of my extraordinary talent, I beat a Mahayana stage to death with one punch. That's all, nothing serious."

Lu Bei waved his hand modestly, as if he had thought of something, and said apologetically, "I was talking too fast at the moment, I was only focused on telling the truth, and I forgot that my elder brother is a weak little demon who doesn't even have the ability to refine the Void, let alone fit into a body and cross the tribulation. I apologize, I shouldn’t have punched you in front of you for a Mahayana period, never thinking about whether you can understand me or not.”

  The corner of Hu San's mouth twitched, the familiar smell, the familiar heartache, he shouldn't have asked this question.

  The two brothers acted separately, and agreed to meet each other when they were ugly. Lu Bei rushed to the diplomatic residence, shouldering the important mission of peace among the four countries, and was ready to be picked up by the diplomats of the two countries.

   This time, the back is so chic.

  Anyway, in Hu San's eyes, Lu Bei's body is shining, thinking about the scene where the two brothers met, thinking about publishing an autobiography in the future.

  The title of the book is ready—[I picked up Invincible in the beginning, I thought he was here to assist me]

  ——

  It was midnight, one hour before Chou Fashion.

  Hu Er sacrificed the earth to move the beads, avoided the sword repairer who patrolled the mountain, and came to the Tibetan Qianshan Mountain.

  She looked at the brightly lit Xiongchu Diplomatic Residence, and after a while, she left with Hu San's back collar.

  An undercover agent who can be bought for ten taels of silver, the level can be imagined, Hu Er played a trick, Hu San used all the tricks, she finished planning, thinking to herself that if there were no accidents on this trip, there should be no accidents.

  Since this is the case, there will be no trouble for Lu Bei.

  After two steps, Hu Er frowned and stopped.

  Ahead, the moonlight shines through the clouds, revealing a figure in white clothes.

   Tai Fu.

   "Hey, isn't this the master Taifu, a monk of the Mahayana period? Why, my son left you alone in the vacant room?"

  Hu Er secretly screamed, as expected, he could see Lu Bei as soon as he turned his head.

change.

   Nothing.

  「.”

  The ground was dizzy and the water was rippling, Lu Bei probed: "Hey, isn't this mother, what a coincidence, you are going to Wan Yao Kingdom too?"