Cultivation Is Like This - v3 Chapter 838 Dad, **** hurts

   "Why, it's just a picture of the demon emperor, is it difficult?"

  Lu Bei raised his brows: "Don't feel embarrassed, brothers and sisters, if you are embarrassed, I will be embarrassed too." Saying that, he weighed the jade slip again.

   Some monsters are still alive, but they have died at the social level, and have been reduced to jokes after dinner. What is even more frightening is that both the society and the body will die, and after death, they will have a bad reputation for thousands of years. What's even more frightening is that the son followed along.

   Suzaku is a respectable demon king, who bears the hope of the peacock clan, has great ambitions, and aims to be the demon emperor. He does not want to die worthless, and he does not want to be reduced to a laughing stock after death.

  So, under Lu Bei's speechless gaze, Suzaku readily handed over the map of the Demon Emperor. It's so easy, you kid won't cheat, right?

  Lu Bei didn't believe it, so he took the picture of the Demon Emperor, carefully opened a corner, and let Qinglong next to him inspect the goods.

   "Just take a look, don't use it, you'll alarm the Demon Emperor, you alone can't afford it." Lu Bei didn't give Qinglong a chance to touch the Demon Emperor's map, and let you inspect the goods in the air.

  Qinglong was extremely speechless, and the center of his eyebrows lit up with purple light. If there is no accident, the picture of the Demon Emperor is genuine and authentic. Portraits can be faked, but the will of the Demon Emperor cannot be faked. No one in the world has this ability.

   Here comes the question, it's so easy, Suzaku won't be cheating, right?

  Qinglong was skeptical, and cast a questioning look at Suzaku: "The map of the demon emperor is very important, you will do this.""

   Halfway through the conversation, Qinglong realized that it was none of her business, whether the demon emperor map was true or not, whether there was another conspiracy, in the end it was Lu Bei who was unlucky, she just waited and watched the show.

   On Lu Bei's side, put away the Demon Emperor's Map and swallow it into his portable space. This thing is not a magic weapon, anyone can use it, but the Demon Emperor's will will not be controlled by anyone, use it at your own risk.

  Looking at the map of the Demon Emperor so easily, Lu Bei somewhat didn't believe it. He felt that it was too fake. Asked Qinglong's doubts, he suspected that Suzaku had other plots.

   "This king is controlled by the two of you. I exchanged the map of the demon emperor for a way of life. I had no choice but to do it. If Xuanwu doesn't believe it, I will return the map of the demon emperor." Suzaku sneered, mocking the two as cowardly.

   Lu Bei wasn't used to it, he slapped Jing Mu Yan's body so badly that Nidan screamed in a coma. Suzaku was furious, and rushed forward a few steps, but was hooked by Tu Yuan, and fell to the ground on the spot.

   "Jie Jie Jie Jie——" x3 Lu Bei, Tu Yuan, and Lu Xi.

  There is no Qinglong in the atmosphere. Her painting style is incompatible with the monsters. They are also four images. Seeing Suzaku humiliated, she couldn't help feeling a little sad.

  At the same time, he became more determined, and would rather hang himself than fall into Lu Bei's hands in the future. From a certain point of view, Suzaku is right, Xuanwu is really not human.

   Suzaku fell to the ground, clenched his fists loudly, wishing he could die with Xuanwu immediately, only to hear the jingling, and there was an extra jade slip in front of him.

  He held the jade slip tightly, looking at the bald buttocks shot at close range, he felt bad all over.

  You shoot as you please, why are you so close?

  Suzaku turned red with anger, crushed the jade slip with a snap, jumped three feet in place, glared at Lu Bei, and really wanted to ask if there were any other jade slips.

"and also."

  Lu Bei is an honest man with rich experience in filming. It is not uncommon to see this aggrieved face that hesitates to speak, and he decisively admits that there is a backup. "Xuanwu, don't deceive people too much, this king has already given you the map of the demon emperor!" Suzaku said with red eyes.  …

   "You are not a human being, how can you go so far as to deceive others."

Lu Bei waved his hand, wondering: "You gave it too fast, I haven't finished my request yet, but it's not too late to say it now, I don't blame you for being wronged, be honest, you saw it in the secret realm Hand over all the treasures, the source of the peacock's blood, and the magic weapon on your body."

   "Then you might as well kill me." "Why, don't you dare to be me?"

  After a long while, Suzaku stood aside panting heavily, his eyes were red and bloodshot, his body was full of evil spirits, his throat suppressed a roar, and he almost fell into madness.

   Abbreviated as impotent rage.

  The good news is that after paying a lot of money, he saved Nidan and exchanged for several backup jade slips. You can figure it out with your hairless ass, Lu Beishou

  There are still jade slips in it, this scandal will not pass.

Lu Bei laughed strangely, and coughed for a while because of the pain. He wiped away his tears: "No, I'm so happy that I didn't laugh to death. That's it for today. Heavenly Demon's important task, I will not send it far away, you can go." Are you so kind?

   Suzaku didn't believe it, seeing that Lu Bei really wouldn't stop him, he rode on the well tree and was about to leave.

   "By the way, I'm free some other day, I will go to Wan Yao Kingdom to see you, remember to prepare gifts, otherwise hey, you understand."."

   Suzaku gritted his teeth, today's shame must be paid back a hundredfold, if Xuanwu dared to go to Wan Yao Kingdom to find him, he had to be prepared to die.

   No, it would be too cheap to kill Xuanwu directly, and he would prepare 100,000 jade slips when he returned. .

  Let’s say that the peacock flies out of the secret realm, swaying colorful brilliance along the way, because the buttocks are hairless, and a lot of gorgeous tail feathers are missing. At first glance, it seems to be spraying colorful brilliance with its buttocks.

  Shameful, Suzaku couldn't move his face, so he slapped Jing Muyan's body, gently awakening the sleeping soul.

  Jing Muyan woke up from a coma, top-heavy and turned into a half-demon, his mind was in a mess, and it took him a while to see that the stranger in front of him was the dog father at home.

  「How about it? Does it matter if the injury is serious?」「Uh」

   "Speak!" Suzaku wanted to express his concern, but the image of his strict father forced him to remain indifferent.

  Jing Muyan wanted to speak but stopped, wanted to stop and then spoke, he hesitated for a while and said: "Father, my **** hurts."

   Suzaku was trembling with anger, Jing Muyan tilted his head and touched his butt, thinking of some possibility, his face turned pale immediately. Not good, no wonder the uncle is not interested in the glamorous banshee, it turned out to be a crooked way. Thinking of this, Jing Muyan widened his eyes and hurriedly said: "Father, does your **** hurt?"

   "It doesn't hurt."

   That's the pain.

  Jing Muyan's eyes were darkened, and he felt his world was spinning. The corners of his eyes were full of tears, and he talked about today's shame, vowing to die.

Seeing that Nidan raised his fighting spirit, Suzaku was relieved a lot, suppressed his anger and patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder: "Good boy, a temporary humiliation is nothing, just like being a father. In the past, he was still a bird demon with mixed hairs, just like today I don’t know how many times I’ve suffered the humiliation, just remember, you are a good boy of my Yaozu after you know your shame, and the father can achieve today’s achievements precisely because he is not afraid of failure.”

  Jing Muyan was dumbfounded, took two breaths of air-conditioning on the spot, Ababa Abba said: "Father, it's so difficult for you." "You just know."...

  Suzakuyu patted Nidan on the shoulder earnestly: "Learn the lesson and practice hard. Your aptitude and understanding are far superior to being a father. In the future, your achievements will definitely surpass Xuanwu, and it will not be too late to take revenge by then."

  Jing Muyan blinked, and wondered: "Father, how did you take revenge?"

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   Is there a possibility that this revenge is not worth mentioning!

  Knowing that Suzaku is a ferocious and magnificent monster, Jing Muyan's three views are quite shocked, Aba Aba held back for a long time: "The future is too far away, can it be possible. Is it so cheap Xuanwu?"

   "Hmph, how could it be so cheap? He took away his father's treasure, and some people come to settle accounts with him!" Suzaku gritted his teeth viciously.

  The picture of the demon emperor is the most precious treasure of the ten thousand demon kingdom, especially the few three or five self-portraits, which are the artifacts passed down by various ethnic groups to suppress luck, and their value is far from comparable to that of the demon king in the Mahayana period.

  In the early years, Suzaku stole the demon emperor map of the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, and the foxes have not heard of it.

  Nine-tailed foxes are not good people, they can suffer, but they will not have their teeth smashed and swallowed. In private, foxes often run around for the demon emperor.

  Unknown to others, Suzaku, who is quite familiar with the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan, knows in her heart that as long as she reveals a little bit of information, there will be a steady stream of fox spirits looking for trouble for Xuanwu.

  For the current plan, confirm Xuanwu's true identity as soon as possible and reveal it to the Nine-Tailed Fox Clan.

   Be more courageous, and directly publicize this matter in the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom. There are outsiders hiding the map of the Demon Emperor, and one emperor and eight kings will move after hearing the news, and countless monsters will come to Xuanwu.

   Wonderful!

  The corners of Suzaku's mouth curled up. The Demon Emperor's Picture is indeed a treasure, but if it comes from a wrong path, it is a felony.

  Nowadays, the situation in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom is corrupt, and all races want to have one more hole card in their hands. Xuanwu holds the map of the Demon Emperor, and there is only one dead end.

"Hahaha-"

  Suzaku patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder, with a look of joyful retribution: "Don't be sad, my child. For today's matter, I have to thank Xuanwu as a father!"

  Jing Muyan: (·0·) Thank you?

  You old and unashamed thing, are you still enjoying it? !

  Two peacocks stepped out in one step, and returned to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons.

   It took Lu Bei ten days to refine the three corpses into air, and still no magic soldiers fell. The moment he succeeded, Qinglong's figure faded and disappeared, running faster than Suzaku.

  Lu Bei only felt insulted, and Qinglong didn't go out to inquire about it. He, Lu, didn't date children, okay.

  ［You killed the Three Corpse Hearts and gained 8 billion experience. After judging the opponent’s level, the difference is greater than 20 levels, and you will be rewarded with 8 billion experience］

"not enough!"

   Every time the judgment of defeat and kill, Lu Bei felt that the personal panel made a difference in the price of the middleman, especially this time.

  The supernatural powers of the three corpses are extremely powerful, stronger than the four wastes and five poors in all directions, especially the last manifestation of the demon, the four wastes, five poors, and reincarnation three extraterritorial demons combined.

  The evaluation of a mere 8 billion is not worthy of the opponent's fifth place in the Tianmo Temple.

  When mentioning the devil's appearance, Lu Bei suddenly remembered a strange thing. If he remembered correctly, someone seemed to have tampered with the devil's appearance of the three corpses. The devil was not like a devil, and the Buddha was not like a Buddha.

   If I have to say it, against the devil and cultivate the Buddha, I have trained a defective product with four different appearances. Heavenly demons outside the territory also practice Buddhism?

  Lu Bei raised his eyebrows, professional Buddhist cultivator Gu Zongchen was still in his dream, and no one could solve his doubts, so he asked Tu Yuan with luck. "Yes, even demons can practice Buddhahood."

   Unsurprisingly, got a nonsense.

  Lu Bei patted his butt: "Let's go, it's over here, let's go back""

  In the middle of the conversation, seeing Lu Xi secretly raised his ears, he changed his words decisively: "Back to the Yue Hehuan Sect, there must be a big war after a big battle, I want to find some beauties to have fun."