Cultivation Is Like This - v3 Chapter 828 I've been wandering for half my life, I only hate my father who didn't meet Ming

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  In Lu Bei's cognition, the peacock and the golden-winged roc are brothers, the former is the elder brother, the latter is the younger brother, and both eggs are born of the phoenix.

  Among the complex version changes, the two brothers are either enhanced or weakened, but the only thing that remains the same is that they follow their nature and love to eat people.

  The rocs ate the entire kingdom of lions and camels, the peacocks were even more ferocious, they accidentally ate snail heads when they swallowed people, and they had a caesarean section.

  The peacock became a Buddhist mother, working for her son to attract believers during the day, and at night...

   Considering that the abbot is narrow-minded, when no one is around, the old mother must be ridden a lot.

  In another version, the peacock was useless to swallow. He brushed it. Unexpectedly, the old Taoist priest named Zhunti could brush it better than him.

  The pagoda is a peacock's nest, and with five-color light effects, it has been a business of attracting believers day and night since then.

  Oh, by the way, there is also a golden-winged roc in this version, named Yu Yixian, who was ridden away by the old Taoist priest who burned the lamp because of eating indiscriminately.

   Later, the old Taoist changed his face and became the Buddha of the past. Because it was the past, the present and the future have nothing to do with him. His main job is to lay the dead body in the coffin and tell everyone that he has passed away. It is not his turn to recruit believers.

  So, the golden-winged roc in this version is not doing well, and can't even earn an appearance fee.

  This version is too complicated, and there are too many youngsters. Although some old Taoist priests are orthodox, they have shaved their bald heads behind their backs.

  To sum up, whether it is a peacock or a roc, they are naturally at odds with the West.

   Don't hide, wait to be ridden!

  A series of versions floated through Lu Bei's mind. Because the settings of each version were different, he had reservations about whether Peacock and Dapeng were really brothers, and whether they were born of Phoenix.

  Every time he encounters a person or magic weapon that can be worthy of the title, he has an attitude of preferring to believe in what is there, not to believe in what is not, anyway, it doesn't cost money, and it doesn't matter if you believe it.

  Believe it, but not fully believe it, jump around repeatedly, only willing to believe in coincidences that are beneficial to you.

  It’s like right now, looking at Suzaku who has been reborn from the ashes, the first thought that flashes across is to learn, and the second is your mother’s surname.

  Yaozu's lineage theory is cruel and irreversible. No matter whether Suzaku's ancestors have Phoenix blood or not, after he refines his bloodline and establishes the path of Peacock, everything about Phoenix has nothing to do with him.

   In other words, the phoenix can be reborn from the ashes, but the peacock cannot.

   Furthermore, whether the Phoenix can be reborn from the ashes is still a question mark.

  She is a phoenix, not a phoenix.

  Lu Bei looked at Qinglong, and pouted at Suzaku's position: "Supernatural power is still a magic weapon, so tell us the truth, otherwise, my suzerain is standing on the side of the extraterrestrial demon today, Xuanwu rides Qinglong, and next year I will let you hug a child named Lu."

   Qinglong ignored the threat, told Lu Bei to stop making trouble, and pointed out Suzaku's immortality on the grounds of joining forces to fight against the extraterritorial demons.

   "Suzaku's blood is extraordinary. Using the origin of the five elements to reverse yin and yang, he can obtain the immortal supernatural power of creating life. It is easy to defeat him, but it is extremely difficult to kill him." Qinglong explained truthfully, and then added a few key points cryptically.

   To put it simply, don’t worry about guarding the tomb, the four elephants and all the two or five youngsters, they all have unreasonable thoughts about the big brother Yinglong. …

  But due to various reasons, such as identities, such as positions, the four elephants are not in harmony with each other. They all have a trump card that will kill each other, and Suzaku's immortal body is one of them.

  Nobody knows how he did it.

  Reversing yin and yang from the origin of the five elements sounds simple, but it is as difficult as climbing to the sky. There is not only Suzaku in the world, but other peacocks cannot do it. He is the only one who can, which shows that Suzaku has another opportunity.

   What exactly is the opportunity, Qinglong is still researching, the possibility of magic weapon is very high.

  Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. If it is a magic weapon, it means that he can learn it too. If it is blood...

a little complicated.

  Lu Bei sent Gu Zongchen to find a way to get a vat of blood source from Jing Muyan. The monk who blooms lotus flowers is the best at fooling people, so he is entrusted with this arduous task.

  The little monk clasped his hands together. He just told a lie. The Buddha was ashamed and didn't want to lie to the bird again.

  Lu Bei doesn't care whether he likes it or not, he threatens not to see the source of the peacock's blood, and uses Lu Dong as a punching bag.

  The little monk secretly thought that he had sinned, so he had to walk towards Wuzhi Mountain.

  Below the Five Elements Mountain, chickens are flying and birds are jumping, only to hear Jing Muyan crying and howling, calling the master to stop reading.

  …

  Looking back to the Star Dou Formation.

   Suzaku and Xuanwu stared at each other with big eyes, and a blue dragon ladder stood beside them.

  Without the use of killer moves, Xuanwu can defeat Suzaku but cannot kill him, Suzaku cannot defeat Xuanwu but cannot die.

  Originally, Lu Bei didn't intend to kill Suzaku, and the fight was just to gain experience. If he said he had no experience, he didn't even bother to talk to Suzaku.

  Suzaku is the same, he took the initiative to come to the door to deal with the extraterritorial demons, he didn't ask for cooperation, he just asked Lu Bei not to make trouble at the critical moment.

  After seeing Gu Zongchen and Tu Yuan, he was firm in his original intention and even more reluctant to do anything. It was Lu Beifei who wanted to provoke, so he fought back for the sake of face.

  Of course, there is also Nidan who blatantly flirts and helps Lu Bei lose the face of the dog father at home.

  Qinglong looked at the two of them indifferently, knowing that their handshake and reconciliation was only for a while, and based on the principle that watching the excitement is not a big deal, she just sent the ladder without too much persuasion.

  As long as you don't fight today.

  Qinglong has only one target, the extraterritorial celestial demon sealed in the secret realm, kill it if you can, if you can't kill it and keep sealing it, she will bring it back to the Holy Land for execution.

  The human world is too small to accommodate demons from outside the territory.

  Ying Long and Ji Huang held a high degree of unanimous opinion on this. At the beginning, Ying Long was willing to cede the territory and the name of Qinglong because of the extraterritorial demon.

  Wu Zhou’s Dashan Temple sealed too many extraterrestrial demons. Every cycle, the forest of ten thousand steles is about to move, and there are a hundred and eight demon stars raging the world.

  Ying Long felt hot, and Ji Huang was uneasy because he was not watching under his nose.

   It’s hard to say whether it’s true or not, but the two bosses really care about the extraterrestrial demons that are suppressing in Dashan Temple.

  The demon clan also dislikes the demons from outside the territory. Suzaku doesn’t understand the problems left over from history and the deep-rooted dislike. In short, it follows the guidance of the bloodline, as long as it is killed by the demons from outside the territory. …

  Lu Bei...

   As we all know, he and the demons outside the territory have always been at odds.

   "What, there are three extraterrestrial demons in the secret realm?"

   Lu Bei was surprised. If the fog-shrouded secret realm was regarded as a prison in the fairy world, and it was specially used to guard the demons, the prison in the extreme west was undoubtedly a big prison, much higher than the prison in the mainland of Xianfu.

   Here comes the question, the Immortal Mansion Continent has the Longevity Gate as prison guards, and the prison guards in the Far West, monks...

   Not close to women, no successors, lost all.

  The conclusion was too outrageous. Lu Bei expressed his disbelief, blaming himself for lack of common sense. He didn't fully understand the common sense of the immortal world, so he didn't make random guesses about the common sense of the immortal world.

  The three of them finalized the battle plan, because they didn't like each other, and it was easy to accidentally injure teammates during combo attacks, so they made a plan to split up.

  Three characters and four elephants, three extraterrestrial demons, just one of them.

   It stands to reason that this is a very bad plan. Without a two-hundred-year-old cerebral thrombosis, it is impossible to think of such a plan to destroy the group.

  If the extraterritorial celestial demons form a team, they can easily be defeated individually, and the plan to act separately will become a fueling tactic.

  But Suzaku didn't want to form a team with Xuanwu, Xuanwu didn't want to get too close to Qinglong, and Qinglong didn't like them very much, and insisted on getting together, only to fight because of a certain bad mouth.

  At this moment, Gu Zongchen came over with Jing Muyan in his hand.

  The dutiful son had some personal grievances with the dog father. He deliberately disgusted Suzaku, and stood behind Lu Bei first, and said that he had admired him for a long time and wanted to be the star of Xuanwu.

Lu Bei looked at Gu Zongchen, saw the little monk clasped his hands together and nodded in shame, secretly praised him as a bald donkey, and patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder: "Boy, you may not believe it when I saw you at the first sight. When I was there, I felt quite eye-catching.”

   "The villain thinks so too."

  Jing Muyan nodded his head and said some filial words with a full face.

  The foreword doesn't match the afterword, the ghost knows what bird language he said, and the summary meaning is probably that Ci has been wandering for half his life, and he only hates his father who has not met Ming.

   "Cough cough cough!"

   Talking nonsense on one side, coughing crazily on the other, Suzaku stared like copper bells, swished the knife at Jing Muyan, and almost coughed out his lungs.

  Jing Muyan was even more proud, standing behind Lu Bei with his hands on his hips, his bird face was rebellious.

  What, I'm upset, so come here and beat me up!

  Lu Bei's eyes are shining, this boy Jing Mu Yan can achieve great things, he has the three keys to success, persistence, shamelessness, and perseverance. He has it all. If he doesn't succeed, he is simply blinded by God.

   Hey, could this guy be the second invincible demon emperor?

   It's not working now, is it because you haven't sacrificed your father yet?

  Because of this concern, Lu Bei refused to recognize his godson, and did not join the League of Worried Fathers. He patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder again: "From now on, follow me and work hard. No one can beat you except me."

  Jing Muyan clapped his hands and applauded, Suzaku was furious, and had to exchange views with Lu Bei fiercely on the spot because of who Lao Tzu was.

  Qinglong couldn't stand it anymore, explained the key to the plan, in case the refueling tactics were defeated one by one, and threw out two tokens.

  With this token, you can freely travel through the fog, and have the effect of ignoring the blockage of the fog to carry out dialogue. …

   Lu Bei took the token, squinting his eyes slightly to cover his constricted pupils. The token is very similar to the Seal of Longevity, both in workmanship and shape.

  But the token is not a magic weapon, and it is not worthy to give Changsheng Yinti shoes in terms of grade.

  According to the theory of the Fog Prison, the tokens are keys and walkie-talkies, and the seal of longevity...

  The Longevity Seal is more advanced, but its efficacy is not as good as the token. This is obviously unreasonable. Lu Bei can only think that he has not discovered the hidden function of the Longevity Seal.

   Qinglong has a magic weapon that can locate Suzaku and Xuanwu, and he doesn't want to stay with them, so he leaves first.

   Lu Bei didn't care what he wanted, and he learned that Jing Muyan was gifted with supernatural powers, and his bird eyes could see through the blockage of the fog, so he took the initiative to detain the bird.

   Suzaku naturally refused to follow, until he was surrounded by Lu Bei, Gu Zongchen, and Jing Muyan, then he retreated and chose to exchange hostages.

   Then, he left with Gu Zongchen.

  As he left, Suzaku was trembling with anger. This was not a hostage exchange, but it was clearly the rhythm of him being ridden.

   "Brother Dou Muxie, go slowly, don't worry, with me here, no one will dare to touch Master Xuanwu." Jing Muyan waved goodbye, and when he was about to leave, he wanted to slap his father.

  Lu Bei looked amused: "Why, your father treats you badly?"

  Probably not, Lu Bei thought to himself that with such a filial son, he must have been beaten up to eight times a day, and no **** was produced, so he was considered clean by a brat.

  Jing Muyan had a disdainful face, and spit on the ground: "He is very kind to me, because I inherited the blood, but he is not good to my mother. In order to pass on the blood, he found one concubine after another."

  Hearing the gossip, Lu Bei became more energetic, but no matter what he said, Jing Muyan was unwilling to say more.

   Filial piety belongs to filial piety, and the truth that family ugliness should not be publicized, Jing Muyan still knows more or less.

   "How many concubines does your father have, do you call your mother when you meet a demon at home?"

   "That's not true. I only have one mother at home. He dare not keep his concubine at home because..."

  Jing Muyan grinned, with a beak full of fangs, and said ferociously: "If he dares to bring the witch home, I dare to eat her."

   "As expected of you, you are not crooked, you are a peacock."

"what?"

"I have another question. You know the first demon emperor. I have admired his legend for a long time, especially how he died... Did the first demon emperor really die on the belly of the demon girl?" It is rare to know a high-level monster , Lu Bei felt it necessary to ask.

  Before, he felt that the death method of the first demon emperor was too absurd, and it must be a rumor. Hearing Jing Muyan's description, Suzaku is also a virtuous person, and she is particularly persistent in her pursuit of eggs, so I feel a little bit convinced in my heart.

  For a while, I admired the first demon emperor even more.

  Wake up and take over the power of the world, lie drunk on the lap of a beauty, and even die on the belly of a witch, his demon life will definitely have no regrets.

"have no idea."

  Jing Muyan shook his head slightly, unwilling to comment on the first demon emperor. Like ninety-nine percent of the demon clan in the Wan Yao Kingdom, he is also the ashes of the first demon emperor.

   Then it changed. His father was busy making eggs, and his mother was depressed. While he didn't like his father, he also complained about the bad atmosphere left by the first demon emperor.

   "What's your last name?"

   "Hole."

  Lu Bei: (one`??one)

  So, your boy’s name is Kong Ci?

  Then you have to pay attention, there are two characters Nie and Bu in the Great Xia Holy Land, in the future, if you encounter someone with Feng, Yun, or something in their name, you have to stay away, and don’t let the Chinese and American schemes make people’s stomachs bigger.

   "By the way, I forgot to say, don't look at me and Suzaku fighting to death, as if I robbed his concubine, but it's not the case..."

   Lu Bei looked around: "Don't tell me, your father and I are friends of eight worshippers. He keeps calling me elder brother. He is acting for Qinglong. Just call me uncle."

   "Uncle."

Jing Muyan was not polite at all, after recognizing his relatives, he presented a jade slip, and then lowered his voice: "Father Dog has many concubines outside, I know where they are hidden, and all of them are one of a thousand. , my nephew would like to introduce it for you."

   "Nephew, don't talk nonsense, your father and I are close friends!" Lu Bei's eyes widened, and he thought to himself that filial piety is powerful, compared with Jing Muyan, Hu San is considered a good man.

   Also, this jade slip is really white.

   "Uncle, a family doesn't talk about two things, so why don't you work hard for this family!"

   "Ah this..."

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