Cultivation Is Like This - v3 Chapter 797 From today onwards, you are the fighting wood under the crotch of the suzerain

  Chapter 797 From today onwards, you are the suzerain's crotch Dou Muxie

   "Don't pay attention to Lu Dong, he is a devil, he is black from head to toe, you can't believe a word he says."

   "..."

  But he is your magic idea!

  Gu Zongchen took a deep breath, silently recited a sentence of my Buddha's mercy, and suppressed Lu Dong with his backhand, wanting to hear what the opportunity Lu Bei was talking about.

  So what about Lu Nan, and what about Lu Bei, this Lu Dong is guaranteed by Gu Zongchen!

   "Does the monk know about the gravekeeper?"

Seeing the fish entering the nest, Lu Bei smiled slightly: "You may not know, but your master, Master Zhengqing, is a tomb keeper. He obeys Dongfang Qinglong, in order to protect you and leave you a clean place." , and in order to earn you the resources you need for cultivation, you have endured hardships and suffered grievances all these years."

   Mentioning Zhengqing, Gu Zongchen immediately frowned. A monk should have a clean six senses, but his master was too active.

  He asked, but Zhengqing didn't say anything. Now it seems that the identity of the tomb keeper is the key.

  Lu Bei swayed and said some bad things about Qinglong. Although he didn't see it with his own eyes, it didn't affect his recounting how much Zhengqing suffered under Qinglong's crotch.

   After some heated words, Gu Zongchen remained expressionless.

   Tsk, white-eyed wolf, Zhengqing has given you vegetables and tofu for so many years.

  Lu Bei curled his lips, and returned to the main topic: "This time, the conflict between Xiongchu and Xuanlong was secretly instructed by Emperor Daxia, and Qinglong and other tomb guards were active. Master Zhengqing shouldn't have come, but for you, he came forward."

   "..."

   "Understood, Xiongchu plotted against my suzerain, and Zhengqing traveled thousands of miles to beg for a severe beating. In the final analysis, it was for you."

Lu Bei sneered again and again, saying every word to his heart: "The old monk can't beat you anymore. He can't support the sky above your head. If you want to force it, not everyone is as talkative as this suzerain. He will be beaten outside sooner or later." Death, as for you..."

   "Should I go out alone now, see the real world of cultivating immortals, and let Master Zhengqing let go of his obsession by the way, or wait for his corpse to be exposed in the wilderness before realizing that the world is not pure?"

  Gu Zongchen didn't speak, and reluctantly admitted that Lu Bei's words were a bit fallacious.

   That's right, because he practiced so fast, he hardly had a bottleneck to speak of. He was proud and not afraid of the world of mortals, and he never had the idea of ​​going through the world of mortals.

   Waste of time, very pointless.

   In this way, it is true that the cleanliness of the one-acre three-point land is kept, but it is also...

   Also burden some people more.

   Master's amiable face flashed in front of his eyes, Gu Zongchen felt a little hostile in his heart, and just wanted to ask Lu Bei, who is Qinglong, and is he good at fighting?

   "But you don't have to be angry. Although Master Zhengqing has endured hardships, kept a Buddha's heart, and exchanged blood on his hands, he has also earned the realm of today, and even earned you the opportunity to become a Buddha and a patriarch!"

  Lu Bei hehe said: "Think about it, don't you need to ask every time, even if Master Zhengqing meets your needs, he will prepare it for you in advance?"

  Young monks don’t need much to comprehend Buddhism, just a scripture and a wall.

  Gu Zongchen originally wanted to say this, but when he thought of Master, he was inexplicably confused. He opened his mouth, but he was powerless to refute.

   "If you want, you can get it by yourself. What's the point of relying on the master for the rest of your life? Do you practice Buddhism or he cultivates Buddhism? You two just let it go to save yourself and others?"

  Lu Bei dismissed it, and threw out the black-patterned mask with a token in ink: "This is a keepsake for the gravekeeper. If you want to know what Zhengqing has endured all these years, you should go to **** and see for yourself!"

  Gu Zongchen raised his hand to take it without saying a word.

   "Masks can hide your true face, and tokens can open secret realms. If you have a great opportunity in Buddhism, Lu Nan will not be able to **** Lu Dong from you when he comes!"

  With the final word, Gu Zongchen immediately accepted the mask and token.

   "From today onwards, you will be Dou Su Dou Muxie under the crotch of the suzerain, and you can call me Xuanwu from now on." Lu Bei set Gu Zongchen's star name.

  Doumu Xie is the first and the head of the seven constellations in the north. It is the tortoise... forehead of Xuanwu, which is of great significance.

  In Lu Bei's view, only Gu Zongchen is qualified to be his number one thug.

   "Doumuxi...Xuanwu..."

   Gu Zongchen talked to himself for a moment, then asked again: "Sect Master Lu, can you tell me, what is a tomb keeper?"

   "..."

   "Xuanwu, can you tell Dou Muxie who is the gravekeeper?"

   "It's simple, Xuan told you in secret, even Lu Dong can't say it when asked by others, otherwise it will lead to a catastrophe, and it will be hard for you and Lu Dong to be kind."

   Lu Bei made a reminder, his eyes were narrowed into slits, flashing a coquettish golden light: "I'm not trying to scare you, we grave guards are doing things for the way of heaven, it's useless to talk too much, you should do it yourself."

Gu Zongchen froze on the spot, and when he came back to his senses, Lu Bei took out thirty-six relics: "Take it, my suzerain didn't intend to embarrass Master Zhengqing, and he was detained only for the sake of you and Lu Bei. See you east."

   "..."

   "What's the matter, if you don't want this suzerain, you can take it back." Lu Bei urged Gu Zongchen to hurry up and get rid of the ink.

   "Sect Master Lu, the abbot has thirty-six relics in total, but here are only twenty-four." Gu Zongchen's face was ugly.

   "What do you know, a mere human being who has only read a few Buddhist scriptures and dares to make irresponsible remarks in front of the suzerain."

Lu Beili said bluntly: "The number of days is incomplete, where do the thirty-six heavens come from Dzogchen, twenty-four is right, there can be no more, you take it to Zhengqing, if he has great wisdom, he will understand the cause and effect, Not to mention, I have to thank the suzerain for pointing out the maze!"

  Gu Zongchen: "..."

  The little monk is not talking nonsense, the relics have a great relationship with Zhengqing, as long as one is taken back, Zhengqing can take back all 36 of them with this relic, and it doesn't matter if you put twelve at Lu Bei's place.

  …

  The two returned to the meeting place. Everyone saw Lu Bei smiling, but Gu Zongchen said nothing, and his heart was filled with suspicion.

  The convoy, headed by King Yuanji, firmly believed that Gu Zongchen suffered a big loss and fell into the trap of Lu Bei.

  Zhu Xiushi and Zhao Wuyou are otherwise, the latter blames Lu Bei and Gu Zongchen for getting too close, the white-clothed monk is elegant and handsome, with red lips and white teeth, and a good face, if you get too close, you won't be able to get into women.

  Zhu Xiushi secretly laughed, the monk in white was elegant and handsome, with red lips and white teeth.

  On the other side of the convoy, Master Zhengqing got up to take the twenty-four relics, and at first he didn't care about it. Lu Bei was like this.

  But when he heard what Gu Zongchen said, he suddenly thought about it, and after muttering a few times, he suddenly realized, smiled and accepted the twenty-four relics.

   "Thank you, Sect Master Lu, for your guidance. The Dharma is brilliant, and the old monk is far inferior!"

   "I can't, it's not worth mentioning to interrupt."

  Lu Bei looked at the master and apprentice with a smile.

  Zhengqing holds the title of Fang Ritu XingXiu, and is still hanging around under Qinglong's crotch at an old age, and Gu Zongchen holds the title of Dou Muxie, working for the promising Xuanwu.

  One day Qinglong and Xuanwu will turn the table and start fighting, the master-student battle between Fang Ritu and Dou Muxie, Zhengqing and Gu Zongchen must be very interesting.

   Wonderful!

   King Yuanji saw that the matter was resolved satisfactorily, and he was very convinced that Gu Zongchen must have paid a considerable price. He was worried, and remembering that there was one more important thing to do on this trip, he clasped his fists and began to talk about it.

  Xiong Chu diplomats will arrive in a few days, I hope the lord of the Tianjian Sect will move around more often, and don't let the humble house really become a humble house.

   As soon as the voice fell, Lu Bei immediately added two more seals.

  Gu Zongchen was watching, Lu Beima slipped away from the seal, and saw Qinglong leaving a message. He knew the truth of a bowl of water, so he gave Xiongchu a reassurance, and did not reject the second diplomat.

  But I am very curious about what kind of luxury car Xiong Chu customized for him.

  Mr. Xinli was even more curious, so he helped Lu Bei out of his doubts and asked which princess took over the important task.

   "The sixth emperor, Gu Zongyi, Sect Master Lu had a relationship with her once, so I should remember it." Yuanji King said with a smile.

   "It turned out to be her..."

  Lu Bei touched his chin, ignored the two missed calls, and recalled the luxury car named Gu Zongyi.

   Shiny and brand new, the streamlined body conforms to the principle of aerodynamics, beautiful and elegant, pursuing practicality without losing classical temperament.

   It can only be said that the millennium royal family has the same blood, this car makes people very eager to drive.

   Seeing Lu Bei nodding repeatedly, Mr. Xinli was not happy, and transmitted the voice with a fierce face, asking what happened to King Yuanji, and why the heavy responsibility that should have belonged to her fell on Gu Zongyi.

  Yuanji King had no choice but to explain that Xiongchu lost to Xuanlong, was slaughtered at the speed of light, and was slashed several times by Baimao of the Zhao family. He had already lost a fortune before.

  That is to say, Xuanlong saw that the Gu family had no intention of fighting, and only wanted an explanation for their defeat, and showed mercy when they cut the knife, otherwise they would not be able to redeem the hostages next year.

  After the four princes and three princesses returned to Xiongchu, Gu Zongyi volunteered to take over the important task of diplomats.

Mr. Xinli was not there at the time, so he didn't know how popular diplomats were. Apart from Gu Zongyi, there were several other old princesses who competed for the post. The old emperor kept the benefits to his own family based on the principle that the fat and water would not flow to outsiders. daughter.

  Xin Lijun: (Yi)

   How can this be unreasonable, in this battle of Xiongchu, all forces are moving, pointing their swords at the position of the crown prince. She is worried that the Six Emperors woman will be soft-spoken and lack the support of the sect forces, so she rushes to the front line to support the situation without saying a word.

   Never expected that the royal family was ruthless and even more ruthless, and Gu Zongyi took her position away with his backhand.

   Can you show some face, that is your uncle, he is still a child!

  Yuanji King comforted and persuaded Lord Xinli to be careful. He also voted for Lord Xinli at that time, and he was not present, so he couldn't canvass for votes, so he lost.

"Hahaha-"

   King Yuanxuan thought of something happy, slapped Mr. Xinli on the shoulder, and bared his teeth cheerfully at Lu Bei.

  Where is the pig and dog, who wants to harm his family's cabbage, and doesn't take a pee and look in the mirror!

  Dream it!

The smile was too embarrassing, Lu Bei immediately became upset, and snorted coldly at King Yuanji: "This suzerain remembers, the sixth princess is too utilitarian, she is determined to be the crown prince, and she can't be a diplomat who can't keep her own place. It's better to change someone more appropriate."

  The voice fell.

  Mr. Xin Li poked her head, her face was quite awkward, she knew that Lu Bei had her in his heart.

  Yuanxuan King's complexion changed suddenly, and he stared at Lu Bei viciously, as if he had been killed by the Heavenly Sword Sect.

  Your Majesty has already issued a decree, and the words are golden, so there is no reason to change the decree overnight?

   Change it now!

  Yuanji King said bluntly: "Sect Master Lu has a unique vision, I think there is nothing wrong with it, Xiao Wang dares to ask, is there a good choice?"

   "That's her!"

  Lu Bei raised his hand and pointed. In the crowd, Gu Yuanping looked around in a daze.

  Xin Lijun: (Yi)

   Why is that unreasonable, Auntie, why are you here?

   "Sister Huang, state affairs are the most important thing! State affairs are the most important thing!"

  King Yuanxuan was overjoyed, and hurriedly came to Gu Yuanping to congratulate her. He moved her with emotion and reason, said on the left about the country and society, and said on the right about a good fate, and advised her to follow suit.

   It was just bitten by a dog, close your eyes, endure it and pass.

  The corners of Yuanji King's eyes twitched, seeing the pale face of Huang Jie, he swallowed, thinking about how to persuade her to open up.

  Looking at Xuanlong's diplomats, you can tell that Suzerain Lu is very well-behaved. This diplomacy is not required to be paid, and he just lives outside.

   "Sister Huang, actually Lu..."

   "Mr. Xinli by her side."

   Lu Beida finished panting, and made up the rest of the words.

  “…”xN

  King Yuanxuan was stunned on the spot, and Gu Yuanping patted his shoulder when he came back to his senses: "State affairs are the most important thing, my brother shouldn't even understand this truth!"

   King Yuanxuan was furious, and was about to fight Lu Bei desperately on the spot, but was held down by King Yuanji desperately, and was attacked by Gu Yuanping from behind, and passed out on the spot.

  Mr. Xinli nodded, that's how it should be.

  (end of this chapter)